If you should ever need my help, I will come.
We come to it at last
I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
50 Shades of Grain
People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good.
Yeah… still good.
"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo
My girl crushes are 100% homo
THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
took me a while to decide if i should reblog this
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.